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19 August 2012 @ 11:44 am
When weirdness and randomness strikes..  
TITLE : When weirdness and randomness strikes..
length : OneShot ; 1,281words
pairing/characters : KyuMin ; implied!SiMin
genre : Weirdness (coz it's my favorite genre :) ), fail!crack
rating : PG-13
summary : Kyuhyun should've known that his lover won't just let him get away with something as extreme as flirting with Donghae on stage..
warning : Full of weirdness :/... i have no idea what's this really...

*this was written during/for Super Show 4 ..? .. when Kyuhyun was flirting on stage, also the time where Siwon hurt his waist?... oh yah it was abandoned for too long dat i forgot wat SuShow was dat 8D... can i get any more fail? Q,Q

Ju.. this is yours! but i already told u this is weird so yah.. dont blame me ok? >< //hides

He should've known that this would happen. He knows that his boyfriend isn't someone that would just let him get away with something as extreme as flirting with Donghae on stage, but looks like he underestimated his bunny as he thought the other was already serving his punishment when the older was blatantly flirting with Siwon after the concert, stating that he can't leave Siwon's side because he needs to "take care" of him, as if.

He was annoyed with his lover so he retired to sleep early, too tired from the concert to even acknowledge his jealousy. He immediately doze to dreamland once his body met the soft sheets of his hotel room, something that he'll forever regret when he suddeny woke up in the wee hours of the night. He adjusted his eyes at the darkness of the room, only the lamp at both sides of the bed serves as lighting at the eerie darkness. He arched his eyebrow as he saw Sungmin sitting on the foot of the bed looking at him with that familiar gaze that only spells one thing, trouble.

"Baby, why aren't you sleeping yet?" Kyuhyun muttered, attempting to grab his lover in his arms, he feels cold and it was only Sungmin that could give him that flattering warmth his heart craves for, but his eyes shot open as he found his right hand cuffed on the bed.

"Lee Sungmin! What the heck!" Kyuhyun screamed as he tries to detach his hand from the chain.

"Aw baby, stop pulling your hand. You'd only get hurt." Sungmin cooed as he kiss the younger's hand lovingly, the other's kiss so gentle that Kyuhyun almost forgot that this was the same man that just cuffed him on the bed.

"You know i hate worrying over you, but i can't take care of you right now, so you should stay out of trouble okay?"

Kyuhyun looked at his lover with questioning eyes and as if on cue someone knocked on the door.

"Oh he's here." Kyuhyun wanted to asked who was "he" exactly, but he didn't need to as Sungmin happilly skipped towards the door revealing his answer, a very nervous Choi Siwon.

Kyuhyun looked at the two confusedly and by the look on Siwon's face once he saw the magnae's state, shows that the other was as clueless as him.

"What are you still doing there? Come here!" Sungmin called Siwon, tapping on the bed. He then looked towards his lover and shooed him to give more space for Siwon.

Kyuhyun scoffed but obliged nonetheless as Sungmin shoot him a piercing glare.
Siwon awkwardly sit on the bed, his gaze shifting over the two lovers.

"Does your waist still hurt?" Sungmin suddenly asked, batting his eyelashes. Kyuhyun shook his head from the sight, knowing exactly what this sly lover of his plans to do.
"A- a little." Siwon stuttered but he gasped as Sungmin's warm hand suddenly found it's way inside his shirt, soothing the aching muscles.

"You seemed so tense, you shouldn't overwork yourself. Cmon' let me massage you. Now go take off your shirt and lie down."

"W-what?!" Kyuhyun exclaimed as he suddenly found his voice that just left him along with his soul with his lover's blatant flirting, in freaking front of him!

"Oh Siwonnie don't be shy, you've already stripped in front of millions of people and now you can't infront of us?" Sungmin muttered at the nervous man, completely ignoring his lover's protest.

"Stay still i'm just going to get some oil." Sungmin muttered as he grab the bottle on the bathroom.

"Wait! I protest!" Sungmin looked at him briefly, but then smirked and ignore him as he started walking towards Siwon.

"What?! You're just going to ignore me now?! Lee Sungmin!"

"I'm sorry for the noise, I'll just turn the music on, you'll like that won't you?" Sungmin told Siwon, ignoring his boyfriend who was brimming with anger. And now even more as Kyuhyun heard their favorite song playing, his heart felt like being hit by thousands of needles as posssiveness crawl inside him.

"Oh you know what's the best thing to make you relax? Wine!" Kyuhyun's eyes widened as he watched his lover took out the bottle of wine they reserved for the TWO OF THEM.
"You can't drink that!" Kyuhyun screamed, effectively stopping Sungmin from completely opening the bottle.

"I.. I bought that! So that's mine!" Kyuhyun muttered childishly.

"But you told me earlier that you bought this for me." Sungmin replied.

"Well i take it back!"

Sungmin scoffed as he harshly push the bottle towards Kyuhyun who immediately hugged the bottle as if someone would take it away from him.

Sungmin tsked at his childish lover before looking back to Siwon.

"I'm sorry for that Siwonnie, it's cheap anyway. I'll buy something more expensive for us."

"Yah! you're the one who told me not to spend our money on expensive things so we could save for our future!" Kyuhyun protested.

"A future you'll never have if you continue acting like this." Sungmin muttered in gritted teeth before putting his smile again as he look back to Siwon. "Oh well scratch wine! I have something that would make you feel better." Sungmin muttered as he layed Siwon's tensed body on the bed.

Kyuhyun gulped trying hard to look elsewhere as Sungmin lifted the hem of Siwon's shirt and started mapping his hand all over Siwon's back. The tall man bit his lips, trying hard not to moan from Sungmin's expert hands. Sungmin noticed it so he pressed a sensitive spot, effectively escaping Siwon's moans.

Sungmin looked over the side and smirked as he saw Kyuhyun sweating as the younger fidget on his seat. The younger scoffed as he noticed the evil grin Sungmin's shooting towards him. Seriously? They said he's the evil one on this relationship?! He gritted his teeth as he completely opened the bottle of wine and drink straight from it.
Loving the reaction he's getting from his lover, Sungmin tapped Siwon signalling him as he attempted to completely take Siwon's shirt off.But Siwon immediately stopped him as he looked wearily at the magnae, gulping at the murderous stare the magnae's throwing over him.

"Cho Kyuhyun!" Sungmin scolded his lover who immediately broke his gaze on Siwon and looked at his lover with puppy eyes.

"Oh just ignore him." Sungmin muttered as he looked back to Siwon."Are you shy? Don't worry I'll take mine off as well if that would make you more comfortable." Sungmin added and was about to take his shirt off when Kyuhyun screamed.

"I give up!! Fine! You win!" Kyuhyun muttered, as Sungmin looked at him with a wide smirk. "What's that?"

"You win okay!... I... I'm sorry." Kyuhyun whispered, Sungmin grinned triumphantly and softened as he saw his lover on the verge of tears ~ it's the bottle of wine, Kyuhyun would protest later.

"Oh baby come here." Sungmion cooed, immediately shifting from an evil fox to an innocent bunny as he hug the younger boy.

"You'll never leave me for that horse right?" Kyuhyun asked his love.

"Aww ofcourse baby. You're the only one I'd love to ride."

Siwon scoffed at the statement and scowl as the two started eating each other's faces. Using this as a signal that he's not needed here anymore, he immediately scooted out of the room, not really wanting to see Sungmin riding Kyuhyun. He cringe at the image, shaking his head for witnessing the couple's weirdness. He then stopped as a raging Donghae welcomed him inside his hotel room.

"And where have you been?!"

Siwon grinned, looks like he'll get his revenge as well.
Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: SPY - Super Junior
Jujuchulkyuhae on August 19th, 2012 03:59 am (UTC)



I now have the strength to walk into my school and yell out, "I'M BACK BITCHACOSSSSSSSS" <333333333

thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ //hugssssssss :D
simbasheart: kyuminsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:05 am (UTC)
hahahha its only implied simin XDD ~ we need to make kyu jealous at times ryt? :D :D

eeeeep goood for u!!! goodluck!!!!!!! ^________________^ *hugs
Yheojyheoj on August 19th, 2012 08:27 am (UTC)

weirdness is wonderful xDD

and I love it..

poor Wonnie..being used by Minnie like that but it's worth it, right Wonnie?

Hehehe having Min massage you is purely heaven. xDD
simbasheart: lee sungminsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:08 am (UTC)
hahahahha is it? XDD
oh my goodness ill do anything to be the one being massaged by Sungmin ;AAAAA;
.. heaven indeed... x.x

thanks for reading!! 8hugs
constance_linconstance_lin on August 19th, 2012 11:44 am (UTC)
hahaahahah poor siwon.

and i cant stop laughing at kyumin.
simbasheart: lee sungminsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:09 am (UTC)
hahahahha XDD
he'll get his own fun anyway :D XD
thank u for reading! :D nd thanks for taking d tym to post a comment ^______________^ *hugs
Ayenayeengie on August 19th, 2012 01:46 pm (UTC)
Ayenayeengie on August 19th, 2012 03:59 pm (UTC)
simbasheart: sihaesimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:12 am (UTC)
aba malay ko sau!! NINJAAA! ahhahaha

sa buong fic talagang sihae lang cinommentan mo!! mas epic ka pa sakin e ! XD
Ayenayeengie on August 22nd, 2012 03:55 pm (UTC)
ninja ka rin naman e lol

HAHAHAHA! nagtatanong lang, to naman! xD
okay, proper comment:

Omo, poor Siwonnie being used by Sungmin!

Yan na ha... hahahahahaha! :P
shichi04shichi04 on August 19th, 2012 03:21 pm (UTC)
ahahahaha Siwon is so funny being used by Min like that LOL XDD
simbasheart: siminsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:15 am (UTC)
hahahha it should be worth it thou.. ts fun to be used by min.... orz... ^^"

thanks for reading dear! ^_^
scribbled_gemscribbled_gem on August 19th, 2012 04:28 pm (UTC)
simbasheart: kyuminncsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:16 am (UTC)
URS ^_^
scribbled_gemscribbled_gem on August 22nd, 2012 07:54 am (UTC)
Kyuhyun, have ever heard of the word karma? Hahaha! I see a cunning Min, a somewhat oblivious Siwon, and a very very jealous Kyu. And ooh, a ninja!SiHae, too!
mrshaeemrshaee on August 20th, 2012 12:02 pm (UTC)

sungmin can be evil too right 8D but lol poor kyuhyun muahahaha

this fic is cuteeeeeee :3 thanks for sharing XDDD /hugs and kisses/
simbasheart: kyuminncsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:18 am (UTC)
ohcourse he can 8DD we need to tease kyu from time to time to ryt? ^_^
aww ur sooo sweet.. thanks bb!! and thanks for d support <3 *hugssss
fumikux3fumikux3 on August 20th, 2012 01:07 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhh that was so freaking funny xDDDD I laughed my ass off XDDD
Sungmin is so damn awesome in here 8DDD

Kyu next time you should think about what you do in front of min!! Hae same for you bcos of siwon :P you two truelly deserved this punishments 8DDDDD *gets so many damn fantassies that I shouldn´t have with 15years. 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*

butt ahh I was so worried when I heard siwon hurt his waist pretty bad :/...he should take more care of himself!!

but damn I laughed so much again when Min used siwon to tease kyu XDDDD He is the true evil of SJ :D!!!

Kyu you are so cheap \o/ XDDDDDDD *runs*

oh yessss...Kyumin eating each other´s faces :P yum. x3 xD


I´m glad you uplaoded it xD!!!
Awesome like always ;D

And how have you been? It´s been long since we chatted! hope you are doing good :D!


simbasheart: kyuminncsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:20 am (UTC)
OH MY GOODNESS VIVI I SOOOO MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hugsutyt ;aaaaaaa;
i felt like its been so long?...

hehe im over dramatic XDDD .. miss u bb, thanks for reading!!!! :* *hugs
angelus_devilusangelus_devilus on August 20th, 2012 05:57 pm (UTC)
aww so cute and fluffy!!!
jealous kyu is hot!!!
and sihae!!!!
simbasheart: cho kyuhyunsimbasheart on August 22nd, 2012 05:21 am (UTC)
yes he is 8D ~ dats why min always want to make kyu jealous hehehehhe XDD

thank u for reading dear!! :D
nd i aprc8 d comment <3 *hugs
gaembellgaembell on August 22nd, 2012 09:47 am (UTC)
KYUHYUN !!!!!!
minnbuin8611minnbuin8611 on August 23rd, 2012 10:42 am (UTC)
hahahahaha poor kyuhyun lol
see, your bunny is indeed more evil than you n.n/

wait, was that wonhae at the end? o_O
simbasheart: lee sungminsimbasheart on August 27th, 2012 03:35 am (UTC)
eeep yes!! :D min had been dating kyu for so long dat kyu's evilness have already brushed our innocent sungmin >:D XDD

ah.... secret ;p wahhaha jk

*hugs mwah1